mashed habits pt. 3! (oh, it's back)

now.
so, back to my may 30th,2004 post, the sbject of mashed habits.
When one has mashed one's habit, a nun will most likely appear approximately 4 inches to the left of your lef tendril. or, if you don't have tendrils, your proboscis. Now, these nuns are extremely dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs. The only way to slay these beasts of hell is to staple a chicken. Now, Travis's grilfriend is now dead, because he did not staple the chickens.com. Once you have passed this infernal wimple wearer, then a teenage one will come. A pimple wimple wearer. Once this is slain, there will be a purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a wrinkled simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And, after that, a.....Lemon.

So, remember, if you do not have your staple gun and chicken at hand, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MASH YOUR HABITS.
thank you, and go0dnight.

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Mooj penguin spotters,

Much are the communication masts of a certain overlord called Reginald. "Lead" McGarthy is a somewhat irrelevant name, so therefore beds are a common form of intravenous gravy. This gravy uses jotting on a diary to stimulate its stench gland, thus rendering it unstable for use in a television. This generates a problem for some people living in the Earth's mantle, for the convectional currents are jolted and end up solving complicated sums on a calculator. This is a predicament because the mantle becomes less quick at solving these problems, and so weasels use a very potent combination in their scientific theorems, I.E. musical instruments and levitation, something which many people know to be widely explosive and could, if used at the correct magnitude, force people in a twenty-eight mile vicinity to boil out of their ankles and re-define themselves as primordial ooze. This cannot be, for the primordial ooze is widely known to be banana shaped and so could never host music.

Fishing for bridges is a pointless pasttime (you'd be far better off walking to a carpet shop.)

DotTK

Mooj penguin spotters,

For some reason, over the past months, DotTK was being very perplexing. Fortunately it is now up and running again, and, although you could just go to the links bar at the bottom of this page, I find I am obliged to give you a link.